The Ballad of Valhalla (aka, results of a bad lunch)

Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies Theme Song

Opening Theme:

Come and listen to a story about a cat named Val
A mis-understood kitty, a-lone without a pal
Then one day she was awaitin at the door
And up the sidewalk came a human to adore

Gal that is, gold hair, Sarah Jones!

Well the first thing you know ol Val’s in kitty bliss
“She’s evil, not sweet!” The other cats hiss.
Crying, “Get away from us you cat-demon spawn”
So she jumped up in Sarah’s lap and was petted until dawn.

Spoiled, that is. Jealous cats, hairball wars.

Closing Theme:

Well now its time to rid the house of all felines but Val
And she would like to thank Sarah for bringing her the vial
Kate and Allie will soon be gone from this locality
Once they have a tasty snack of poisoned fricassee

Kittykibble that is, eat a dish, burns your fur off.

Sarah’s my pal, me-ow!